Twerkin’ Ain’t Classy

August 26, 2013

Twerkin' Ain't Classy

It's a show full of entertainment news.  So, sit back and get ready for some Hollywood in your face. 

We start by talking about some breaking news about a potential breakup. 

Kelly Clarkson and her fiancee have decided to not have a huge wedding and elope.  Is there a baby on the way?  We will let you know what she says. 

Eva Longoria is just not luck in love.  After a four month relationship, she is back to being single. 

Na na na na na... Batman!!!  The world is pissy about the person that has been chosen to be the next crime fighting super hero... Batman!  What do you think?

MTV did it again... they have the world talking about the 2013 installment of their Video Music award.  Miley, JT, Katie, Lady Gaga... Ashley recaps it all with her take on the crazy night.

"You're Next" hit theaters this weekend, and Janet can finally let you know if it's worth your money. 

Horseradish vodka, late night pizza, Dave Matthews, Snoop Dogg, wedding, and much more made up are busy but fabulous weekends. 

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You’re Co-Worker Makes What?!?!

August 19, 2013

Ashley has returned from sick leave!! 
A lot of younger celebrities have died recently.  We talk about the most recent tragedy. 
Miley Cyrus is always in the news.  We have seen her evolve from Hannah Montana to…. Ummm… an adult??  She has explained the changes and the answer shocked us. 
“Coal Miner’s Daughter” is hitting Broadway.  Loretta Lynn, the original Coal Miner’s Daughter, recently revealed why she chose the actress, Zooey Deschanel, to play the lead role.  The most shocking part of our discussion is the fact that Ashley doesn’t know who Loretta Lynn is.  Janet might need to educate her. 
Models work real hard, ((Eye Roll)), we were surprised at what the top five models, according to Forbes, pull in annually.  Who is the highest paid model??
Breast Feeding in public has been a controversial topic over the last few years.  A recent story about the issue had us floored.  Listen in as we weigh in on the controversy.
We buy things because of endorsements from our favorite Hollywood people… don’t lie, you know it’s true.  We unwrap the bank role associate with the biggest celebrity endorsements. 
Are we closer to discovering the fountain of youth?  A rare unnamed illness may be the key to the highly sought immortality that we all seek. 
Would you want to work in a “transparent” workplace?  Find out what means and weigh in with your thoughts.

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I Want Jennifer Aniston’s Body

August 12, 2013

I Want Jennifer Aniston’s Body
 
Two…Errr… One?! Ashley is on the mend and so Janet sits down and tries to deliver your dose of girls stuff, wine, entertainment news, movie news, and much more.
 
Cinderella on Saturday… Batman on Sunday.  That is a summary of Janet’s weekend.  Listen in and hear what made her weekend so crazy, but crazy fun.
 
Janet announces the winner of our “You’re Next” screening contest from last week.  Did you win?!?  Listen in. 
 
“We Are The Millers” debuted at the box office this last weekend.  It didn’t top the box office numbers, but Janet gives you her review…. “I want Jennifer Aniston’s body!”  Listen in and hear her review… Do you agree?
 
IPSY… what is Ipsy and why is it a great idea for women and why should men know what Ipsy is?  Janet goes over her August Ipsy bag…. You will want to sign up.  I promise.  www.ipsy.com
 
Justin Bieber..Naked with his guitar…. For his…. Grandma?! 
 
Are Miranda and Blake going to load up the tour bus together?!?!  Janet might be dreaming… but it could happen. 
 
Amanda Bynes update…. Is she getting better or is she too far gone?
 
We may be missing the Two Girls, but Janet goes through a list of 7 Fixes For Common Undergarment Malfunctions.
 
Women are vain…. There is a new way that women are getting their desired curves.  Janet discusses this very dangerous trend.  Something to avoid, for sure. 
 
Today – Monday is a great day… Happy Vinyl Record Day!!!  Janet gives some history about this not-so-publicized holiday. 
 
Janet and Ashley are getting older… kind of.  Janet goes over some less than traditional clues that you are becoming an adult. 
 
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Is That A Baby Bump?

August 6, 2013
Is That A Baby Bump? 
 
What is Soul Night and is it legal?  Ashley recaps her party weekend.  She may have twisted herself to a wheelchair. 
 
Could you live a weekend without running water?!  Janet can and she did this last weekend.  She also had several run ins with wild life.  Find out which creature kept crossing her path. 
 
Simon Cowell is in some hot water for loving the wrong woman.  Will he spend time behind bars for his shameful acts?  Did you even know adultery was against the law?
 
Jennifer Aniston is making the rounds for her new movie and rumors are flying that she might have special release of her own.  Are you like us and ready for that beautiful woman to reproduce?
 
Shark Week is upon us and we have found the perfect drinking game for the week full of crazy human eating fish. 
 
When you decide to tie the knot, will you ban cell phones from your wedding?  Isn’t that just a bit bridezilla-like?
 
Is it the ultimate selfish move to decide not to have a baby?!  Time Magazine has sure to be controversial issue focused on the topic.  We weigh in… Janet is okay with never having kids.  Does Ashley tell her how selfish she is being?
 
TIME TO WIN!! 
LIKE us on Facebook and leave a comment under this post with a future topic that you want us to discuss.  If we pick your name next Monday, you and a friend get the chance to go see the much anticipated scary movie, “You’re Next” in theaters before it’s released to the world for FREE!!!  Happy posting!!
 
 
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