Episodes

Monday Sep 02, 2013
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Unhealthy
Monday Sep 02, 2013
Monday Sep 02, 2013
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Unhealthy
Happy Labor Day!!!!!
A huge announcement is on the horizon for one of our favorite beeeches. We wonder what it could be....
Fifty Shades of Grey.... Who could play Christian? Are they narrowing the search???
Wait.... What is Labor Day? Janet is a dork and wants to share the meaning behind they day off of work.
Are you a Mom? Do you want to be a Mom? Then don't miss the tips on how to ensure your daughter is confident and can take on this crazy world.
You might have a second thought before you grab those sexy stilettos next time after you hear what the doctors are saying.
Metabolism... It's on most of our minds... especially us females. We run through a list of how to help make the metabolism work for you.
Ooooh... Oooh... Ooooh - Sandra Oh.. Say it ain't so.

Monday Aug 26, 2013
Twerkin' Ain't Classy
Monday Aug 26, 2013
Monday Aug 26, 2013
Twerkin' Ain't Classy
It's a show full of entertainment news. So, sit back and get ready for some Hollywood in your face.
We start by talking about some breaking news about a potential breakup.
Kelly Clarkson and her fiancee have decided to not have a huge wedding and elope. Is there a baby on the way? We will let you know what she says.
Eva Longoria is just not luck in love. After a four month relationship, she is back to being single.
Na na na na na... Batman!!! The world is pissy about the person that has been chosen to be the next crime fighting super hero... Batman! What do you think?
MTV did it again... they have the world talking about the 2013 installment of their Video Music award. Miley, JT, Katie, Lady Gaga... Ashley recaps it all with her take on the crazy night.
"You're Next" hit theaters this weekend, and Janet can finally let you know if it's worth your money.
Horseradish vodka, late night pizza, Dave Matthews, Snoop Dogg, wedding, and much more made up are busy but fabulous weekends.

Monday Aug 19, 2013
You’re Co-Worker Makes What?!?!
Monday Aug 19, 2013
Monday Aug 19, 2013
Ashley has returned from sick leave!!
A lot of younger celebrities have died recently. We talk about the most recent tragedy.
Miley Cyrus is always in the news. We have seen her evolve from Hannah Montana to…. Ummm… an adult?? She has explained the changes and the answer shocked us.
“Coal Miner’s Daughter” is hitting Broadway. Loretta Lynn, the original Coal Miner’s Daughter, recently revealed why she chose the actress, Zooey Deschanel, to play the lead role. The most shocking part of our discussion is the fact that Ashley doesn’t know who Loretta Lynn is. Janet might need to educate her.
Models work real hard, ((Eye Roll)), we were surprised at what the top five models, according to Forbes, pull in annually. Who is the highest paid model??
Breast Feeding in public has been a controversial topic over the last few years. A recent story about the issue had us floored. Listen in as we weigh in on the controversy.
We buy things because of endorsements from our favorite Hollywood people… don’t lie, you know it’s true. We unwrap the bank role associate with the biggest celebrity endorsements.
Are we closer to discovering the fountain of youth? A rare unnamed illness may be the key to the highly sought immortality that we all seek.
Would you want to work in a “transparent” workplace? Find out what means and weigh in with your thoughts.

Monday Aug 12, 2013
I Want Jennifer Aniston’s Body
Monday Aug 12, 2013
Monday Aug 12, 2013

Tuesday Aug 06, 2013
Is That A Baby Bump?
Tuesday Aug 06, 2013
Tuesday Aug 06, 2013

Monday Jul 29, 2013
Monday Jul 29, 2013
Emotional Roller Coaster in The White House?! Our answer will surprise you. 07/29/2013
** WE FIXED OUR TECHNICAL ISSUES FROM LAST WEEK!! :)
A female star gets out of the headlines and out of her clothes but it's not what you think.
Vacation is over – it's back to reality. Catch the recap of Janet's recent adventures.
CULT LIFE – A celeb blabs about how she is treated once exiting a well known religious group. Makes you wonder.... CULT?... RELIGION?.... You decide.
Janet's kept quiet and so has an executive at CBS, until now. BIG BROTHER chatter. Does the public want reality or do they want reality that is covered in sugar?
Most women love, love. And many times it's the media telling us what love should be that we get hooked on. We run through a list of cliches that women might actually want to be reality.
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Monday Jul 22, 2013
Two Girls And A Bottle of Wine 07-22-2013 Adults can love cartoons
Monday Jul 22, 2013
Monday Jul 22, 2013
07/22/2013 – Two Girls And A Bottle
Of Wine
It’s over half way through the year.
We talk about the top selling country albums… SO FAR… this year.
Who tops the list?
Kellie Pickler won Dancing With The
Stars… you can see her trophy and outfit… Let’s road trip.
We love a good reunion and go through
some of our fav Hollywod reuions that have happened recently.
Adults can love cartoons… So we talk
about which cartoons are great for adults and kids.
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Monday Jul 15, 2013
You Named Your Baby WHAT?!? – Two Girls And A Bottle of Wine – 7/15/2013
Monday Jul 15, 2013
Monday Jul 15, 2013
You Named Your Baby WHAT?!? – Two Girls And A Bottle of Wine – 7/15/2013
Janet is super excited about a movie announcement – find out which one and will this movie even make it to theaters. Lady porn ;)
We have been talking about crazy Hollywood and their baby names that are out of this world. We go through the most outrageous baby names that have been graced upon the off springs of those famous people we watch, adore and don’t quite understand.
Janet admits that she had an addiction to Candy Crush. If you have conquered that addiction, help her out. She needs to break the habit. If you haven’t kicked the habit, she is stuck on level 65 and needs help.
If you have a smart phone, we have discovered six crazy applications that each woman should try. We download a couple during the show, but let us know which apps are your favorites and which ones are over the top.
Life is busy and sometimes there is not time to stop and fix a healthy meal. We share a list of foods that you can order when Fast Food is the only options. And these options won’t hurt you if you are using Fitness Pal or any other calorie tracker. If you have some other fast food alternatives, let us know.

Monday Jul 08, 2013
07/08/2013 – Two Girls And A Bottle Of Wine
Monday Jul 08, 2013
Monday Jul 08, 2013
07/08/2013 – Two Girls And A Bottle Of Wine
After July 4th, this weekend seemed a bit strange. Having Thursday off… going back to work Friday… then hitting the weekend on Saturday. If you didn’t have to work on Friday, we are so jealous of you. Four July 4th, Ashley discusses eating her weight in guacamole. Janet rocked out to Honkytonk Voodoo (www.honkytonkvoodoo.com) on Friday while Ashley got her party on Saturday and Janet realized that she is horrible at trivia. Thanks to Ashley, Janet and her boyfriend discovered some amazing bbq on Sunday.
Which Hollywood hottie wants to have a big family with his hottie wife? Either way we are so jealous!!
What movie kicked booty this weekend? We talk about the box office and what we think you should see.
Mondays suck and Mondays after a holiday suck even worse. We go through a list of ways to make your Monday sparkle… just a little.
If you are with a guy that has any of the ten traits we discuss this week, it’s time to move on.
Papa Jim is doing good… but he and Ashley need to work on their phone style.
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Monday Jun 24, 2013
Two Girls And A Bottle of Wine 06-24-2013
Monday Jun 24, 2013
Monday Jun 24, 2013
Movies... movies... movies! We review some from the weekend. What movies are you loving?
Gossip Girl Bankruptcy, stupid baby names, Soprano star's death.
Food... summer... grilling!!
Renting out your girlfriend... NOT LIKE THAT!!
She BANGS!!